Hey you over there, in the
Black and blue shirt with red shoes.
I could see by the way you walked in, you're interested
In buying me. If you buy me, you get
My box of procrastination, enough to fill a lifetime,
You get a good and loyal friend that will
Stick with you till the end no matter
What the cost. If you buy me, you get
My fish tanks, full of many colorful
And energetic fish, with live plants and more.
You get my many clothes, that fit or don't fit,
You get someone who will go traveling with you,
To any part of the world, even if it's Paraguay
You get some of my anger, towards the world and
You get my determination, which is stronger than most.
You get my squash skills, that no one would want,
But if you buy me, they come in the bundle.
You get my big heart, that beats like a drum.
You get my undying love for animals.
You get my mind, full of ideas and questions that are,
Always being answered and created.
You get my brother, that will drive you crazy,
Every single day and make you regret ever buying me.
You get my Islamic faith, and my knowledge about
Other foreign religion.
You get my Indian heritage and culture,
Which come with a lot of different foods and traditions.
You get my love for different foods, and
Hate for eggs and tomatoes.
So hey, buy me
There is no reason
Not to by me,
So hey, I don't care how
Much money you have, but
I know your life could be brightened up
By buying me.